Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...