Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...