Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...