Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!