Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.