Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...