Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...