Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...