Some years ago
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Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica