Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...