Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
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Men Like Microwave Dinners
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Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...