Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...