Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...