The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...