Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
believing in leprechauns
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ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Answers To Everything
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Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...