Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.