Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!