What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...