OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...