They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...