Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...