The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...