A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...