Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...