Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...