The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...