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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
How do you keep an idiot occupied?
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . ....
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...