Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...