“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...