Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....