Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...