I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...