The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!