Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...