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Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
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No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!