Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...