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A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Definition of Programmer
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Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...