Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!