Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!