Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...