blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...