What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...