Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.