Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...