What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...