The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!