Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...