Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...