Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...