Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...